Tuesday, August 29, 2006

This one's for Shez.

One of my mates at work has provided us with many laughs, usually at his
expense.

He complained to me the other day that he was trolling through my blog
posts and noticed that I hadn't written anything about him. I think he was
peeved that I didn't tell any of his life stories here in blog world. To
tell you the truth, there were many, many instances that could have made
great reading. In our usual way, I could have stretched the truth as well
to make the stories more interesting, although some may think they are far
fetched enough as it is.

So here goes, This story is about the time he found a love note under the windscreen wiper of his car at a city car park......

OK, I'm not going to keep going with this, how about you fill in the
blanks. Who was the note from? What happens next?

Nearest correct entry will win a prize*.



*prizes may not be honoured.

** Written with Shez's approval and consent.

The Didak Bump!

I can't believe the noise that surrounds this issue. Every commentator on TV and radio had Alan Didak sitting out the season for the bump he laid on former team mate Heath Scotland. It seems the only people that were on his side were his team mates and his coach. In the after match interview, Mick took a journo to task about labeling the incident as a hit rather than a bump. Mick refused to answer his question until he acknowledged that it was a legitimate bump and not a hit. A hit implies it was a premeditated punch. The distinction is crucial as this is where the case may have been thrown out if it had of gone to the tribunal.

Watching the incident, the match review panel decided that the contact WAS accidental. What happened was that as Didak ran in with the intent to bump, Scotland looked up and saw him coming, and in trying to avoid contact, he ducked ever so slightly. As Scotland is a small bloke, he only had to duck by a few inches and he put his head into danger. Had he stayed upright, there would have been contact but it would have been shoulder to shoulder. Therefore the panel decided it was accidental.

I love the way some of the experts are bleating about it, and they will continue all during the week. I especially liked seeing Robert Walls crying while "on the couch". He is a confirmed Collingwood hater, therefore I take great pleasure in his testy response to the news that the charge was thrown out. Where was he when Blake Caracella was left almost paralyzed after being accidentally bumped in the head? I don't recall the same public outcry. The difference was that the Collingwood player was on the receiving end, and while he may have said something about the players need to be protected, he wasn't calling for the Brisbane Lions players blood, which is interesting. Probably because he coached them all those years ago. Anything he says about Collingwood is pretty much always negative. (Except for when the pies were on top of the ladder earlier this year, he actually gave them praise, I wondered who that guy on the couch was!).

I'm waiting to see what Tim Lane has to say about it. Just wait, he'll be all guns blazing and blaming Eddie for getting him off. Then Caroline Wilson will chime in with her pennies worth and usual rants about the influence of media moguls on the game. There was an article in today's Herald Sun by ex-umpire Derek Humphrey-Smith, who does his best to uphold the law from an umpires perspective, but he's just typical of the umpiring fraternity. As Sam Newman continually repeats, they believe they are a more important part of the game than the players. Get this through your thick skull, No Players - No Game!!!

DH-S reminds me of an old friend of mine who joined the umpiring ranks many years ago, he loved footy but couldn't make it through to any senior teams once he turned 17, so he took the option to umpire. Being a rover, he had the perfect height for an umpire, and he also had plenty of that "short man syndrome". He used to really throw his weight around during games, and this was during the days when umpires were allowed to jump into fights and physically separate players. He always believed that he was a major part of the game and used to umpire that way. That was nearly 20 years ago, and things are worse now.

Have a look at this photo. Why wasn't Whitnall cited for this hit. Have a look at it, it's not doctored. Surely this is an elbow to Didaks chin ? In the past, evidence like this was used to book players and suspend them. Luckily, these days we have many more cameras at the ground, and the actual footage of this incident shows that Didak avoids the elbow as Whitnall slipped as he was trying to push Didak away. Whitnall got what he deserved, a free kick against him and an easy goal to Collingwood. This was followed by the punch by Bannister to Brodie Hollands chin and another free and goal to the Pies.

Anyway, I Don't expect any comments on this one. I just like to point out the footy injustices.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

This is a Live Writer post.

As mentioned in my previous post, a couple of new tools have come across my desk. The Google tool called Writely and the Microsoft competitor called Live Writer. Both are beta software so I've suffered a couple of teething problems, especially with Live Writer, but I think that once these products are productionized, they both will have big impact on how we blog.

 

Headlines from the herald sun. Pretty much "odd spot" material.

TERRORIST chief Osama bin Laden was obsessed with singer Whitney Houston and wanted to marry her, a new book claims.
NURSES and firemen dominate the sexual fantasies of men and women in Britain
LIFE imitating art is all very well - unless, that is, it's a movie about deadly snakes on the rampage.
A SWEDISH broadcaster has faced sustained ridicule for mistakenly showing a porn movie on a background monitor during a news broadcast.
A FLOCK of hungry sheep gobbled up $16,400 in banknotes, which were the public funds of a northern Chinese village, state media reported yesterday.
 
 
So, Who knew that Microsoft had it's own Earth map program. You learn something new every day. Today I've learnt 3.
 

Todays sporting headlines:

SPRINTER Justin Gatlin agreed to an eight-year ban from athletics today for testing positive to drugs. He also forfeits the world 100m record he shares.

LIVERPOOL progressed to the group stage of the Champions League with a 3-2 aggregate victory over Maccabi Haifa in Kiev today.

DARRELL Hair, the umpire who rocked the cricket world, last night defiantly stood by his actions and said he would fight any move to shunt him into retirement.

IN A coup for Victoria, the MCG will today be confirmed as the venue for next year's Bledisloe Cup rugby union Test match between Australia and New Zealand

BILLY Slater says he hasn't felt part of Melbourne Storm's record-breaking season and he is desperate to leave his indelible mark before it's too late.

TRIPLE Olympic champion Marion Jones said yesterday she was shocked her drugs test from a urine sample taken in June was positive.

THE new-look Boomers have fallen just short of a huge upset at the world championships, losing 72-69 to medal favourite and European champion Greece.

Hi, I'm just testing a new application called Writely. It's a free Google word processor and I believe it will allow me to post directly to my blog. Not sure what it's going to look like, but I'll give it a go. Typing directly into blogger is a pain and opening Word all the time is also a pain, it just doesn't work all that well. Anyone interested in checking out writely should go to www.writely.com, funnily enough, Microsoft has launched Live Writer which I've download but not yet installed. It's supposed to be a purpose built blogger tool and might be better but as I'm using blogger, I think Writely will do a better job.

I wonder if I can import you tube into this....

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Stop Making Sense - concert movie.

Talking Heads - Stop making sense - Psycho Killler Live

Inadvertently found that most of the Talking Heads movie "Stop Making Sense" is up on You Tube. Hopefully it won't be taken down, I love this movie, one of my favourite music-movies of all time. Up there with U2's Rattle and Hum. I used to have a tape recording of this album in my car when I drove to and from work, never got sick of it. Listening back to it now reminds me of those days with great fondness. I could keep going but I want to find more music.

Thought I'd post these songs here all together, coz it's easier than looking them all up again on you tube.

Talking Heads - Stop Making Sense - Once in a lifetime Live


You may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife.....

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Talking Heads - Stop Making Sense - This Must Be The Place


This is a little tame compared witht the high energy of the rest of the movie, but again it's a favourite. The type of mellow, end of an evening wind down song.
Talking Heads - Stop Making Sense - Genius of Love Live


The Tom Tom club gets a run here. Another great song, and the reason I found these videos. Fluffy posted the Tom Tom club video and through a series of comments led me to the movie clips.
Talking Heads - Stop Making Sense - Life During Wartime Live

I like to call this the jogging song.
Watch out for Davids rubber man effort - fantastic.
Talking Heads -Stop Making Sense - Girlfriend is Better Live

One of my favourite songs ever. Love the clip, the big suit and the lighting, it's just super.
Talking Heads - Stop Making Sense - What a Day That Was Live


Boom boom boom...and that's the way we live.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Future dilemmas

I was watching an American sitcom tonight and the difficult topic of drug use came up. The eldest boy of the family was sprung with a bag of pot. The boy does the usual, "It's only pot"thing and the usual "I'm invincible" thing. All very predictable and also probably very true. The parents then sat the boy down and talked about the "drug issue" and how one parent never smoked it but the other did. In this case it was the mother who'd had the a pot experience and let her son know that while it may only be pot, she had been given some but it had been laced with something and she ended up in the emergency ward. Moral of the story, blah blah blah...

Good way to deal with it I thought, relate it back to your own experience and hopefully your child will take your advice and not proceed or continue down that path. In my experience, it's always a situation where someone introduces drugs to you and then it's up to you whether you try it or not. All we can do as parents is inform our kids and hopefully they will respect their bodies and give it a miss. It's always a peer group pressure thing. Should I be cool and try it? or should I be cool and not.

In my case, I will have my own story to tell my kids, one that ends in tragedy and it the reason why their mother is no longer alive. It's a story of addiction and I hope it shows them how it can all go terribly wrong. I just hope they don't succumb to "bad friends". I guess I won't know until the teen years come.

The funny thing is that the comedian in the sitcom was Tim Allen, notorious for being caught in possession and for rehab etc...

In keeping with the twitter theme.

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