Wednesday, January 18, 2006

What I learnt from watching Victoria Secrets.

Not much, just a lot of tits and arse and the odd Brazilian*.

Best model award goes to Tyra Banks. It's her last walk up the runway (huh?) for VS as she embarks on her Oprah style, I'm gonna change the world, TV show. Good luck on your new venture.

I thought he was dead award goes to Ricky Martin. He appeared, sang a song about dropping a bomb (appropriate for him) and there scuttled of. Ole Ricky.

Lucky bastard award goes to Ricky Martin. During his performance, he received a groin rub from that girl from the Black Eyed Peas, well at least it looked like her.

So now I need to get my hands on a catalogue and see what I should buy for my honey, with valentines day coming along soon and all.


On other matters, spent the weekend painting my sons bedroom, it's a nice bright green, selected by him and as he's been sunning himself down at the beach house he'll come home to a green surprise.




* If you hadn't guessed, Ricky was the odd Brazilian.

7 comments:

Michael Manning said...

ANYONE WHO LOVES VICTORIA SECRET CATALOGUES DESERVES A LINK ON MY BLOG (EVEN IF THEY HAVE ANOTHER BLOG i'VE ALREADY LINKED). STEPHANIE SEYMOUR!!!

BEVIS said...

Does that photo feature a little green frog on your son's wall, Clokeeeey?

I'm so pleased that my likeness is catching on ...

:)

ChickyBabe said...

I thought Ricky was Puerto Rican??

ChickyBabe said...

I had to add that your Pixie boy is looking rather hot in a black singlet and black pants. Has he been working out??

Clokeeeey! said...

Hi Michael, welcome to the blog. I knew someone that had the VS catalogue sent to him from America, I think it wasn't totally for his entertainment though.

Bevis, you are right, it is a froggy on the wall, but before you go all "I'm being hero worshiped" he has had the frog on the wall for a couple of years now.

CB, you may be right about Ricky but I claim protection under the Geneva convention regarding poetic licence. :-)
As for Pixie boy, I checked his diary, he has been working out, twice daily. He wants to roam the blogsphere to impress the ladies with his new "guns". Gonna have to do something about that centre part though.

weasel said...

When you said an odd brazillian I thought you were refering to the models' waxing habits.

ChickyBabe said...

My Pixie girl asked about him today. She'll fix his hair!

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