From the "You gotta be kidding" file, the following is what I can only describe as ridiculous.
This company has created a pair of running shoes that play MP3's. See the speakers on the outside of the shoe? What the? They come with wireless headphones so you don't keep tripping over the damn cord, but really. For more info, looky here.
I wonder if you can get them with a drag-along subwoofer?
PS: that's the headphones on the left shoe.
PPS: For a totally biased but totally honest appraisal of how the pies are going to fair this year, read this.